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Okay, I'm a biologist. I'm down with the creepy-crawlies. I catch and release spiders I find in my apartment. I rescue earthworms from the sidewalk when it rains. I used to catch garter snakes and toads and then use them to freak out my grandma. But if I ever ran into this, I think my reaction would be along the lines of, "Aaaaah! Aaaah! Getitawayfromme! Aaaaah!"