Everything I've previously read by M.T. Anderson emotionally devastated me, so I despite the fact that
Nicked was billed as a comedy I went in bravely prepared to be emotionally devastated once again.
This did not happen .... although M.T. Anderson cannot stop himself from wielding a sharp knife on occasion, it it turns out the book is indeed mostly a comedy .....
Nicked is based on a Real Historical Medieval Heist: the city of Bari is plague-ridden, and due to various political pressures the City's powers have decided that the way to resolve this is to steal the bones of St. Nicholas from their home in Myra and bring them to Bari to heal the sick, revive the tourism trade, and generally boost the city's fortunes. The central figures on this quest are Nicephorus, a very nice young monk who had the dubious fortune of receiving a dream about St. Nicholas that might possibly serve as some sort of justification for this endeavor, and Tyun, a professional relic hunter (or con artist? Who Could Say) who is not at really very nice at all but
is Very Charismatic And Sexy, which is A Problem for Nicephorus.
The two books that
Nicked kept reminding me of, as I read it, were Pratchett's
Small Gods and Tolmie's
All the Horses of Iceland. Both of those books are slightly better books than this, but as both of them are indeed
exceptionally good books I don't think it takes too much away from
Nicked to say that it's not quite on their level: it's still really very fun! And, unlike in those other somewhat better books, the unlikely companions do indeed get to make out!
I did end it, unsurprisingly, desperately wanting to know more about the sources on which it was based to know what we
do know about this Real Historical Medieval Heist, but it turns out they are mostly not translated into English. Foiled again!